Author Robert Schimmel amuses late-night yuck-meister Conan O'Brien with anecdotes about surviving cancer and being mistaken for Howie Mandel.
Elsewhere in the solar system, Neptunian warlord Dreg Mulaar intently observes transmissions of Cleveland Democratic debates from Earth. Still disappointed about Romney.
Good morning to you too Mister Snuffles.
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